The Ultimate Warrior Face Paint Edition

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0:00 – Intro
1:51 – Question of the Week
8:02 – TNA Slammiversary XI
18:47 – WWE Raw
31:44 – News
34:07 – 1 Thing You’d Change
35:10 – Wrap Up
36:56 – There May or May Not Be Something Here

Links
John Cena Hits The FU On The Big Show

John Cena Hits The Attitude Adjustment On The Big Show and Edge

Macho Man’s Elbow

Undertaker’s Tombstone

Kane’s Tombstone

Big Show’s KO Punch

Randy Orton’s RKO

Shawn Michaels’s Sweet Chin Music

Dolph Ziggler Cleared From Concussion

Todd Kennelly Fired From TNA

Credits
Ryan McQuillen – Co-host/Editor
Tom Lahdnuh – Co-host
Intro/Outro by George Ellinas

That Strange Guy

There’s an old Japanese proverb that says “the nail that sticks out gets hammered”. When you think about it, it’s really true. Even to this day in our evolved society, we are more prone mock those who are noticeably different than us. We make fun of the guy with weird hair and weird glasses who watches weird wrestling shows (which is usually me : P ).

But those who mock behind our backs forget to notice one thing – they are talking ABOUT US. They noticed us. We made a impact. It’s because we are different. Hate on me all you want, but words cannot express how much I’d rather be strange than boring. I’m happy being who I am.

Let me bring that personal and philosophical rant back to the world of wrestling. As a fan and analyst, I watch new gimmicks come and go. You know what the most successful ones are? The ones we haven’t seen before. The strange ones. The Funkasauruses of the world. Because we talk about them. Who wasn’t buzzing, positively or negatively, about Brodus Clay’s re-debut the day after it happened? Who didn’t discuss Joey Ryan’s pervasive nature the night after his gut check match?

While the shelf-life of these outlandish personas is a whole other debate, there’s no doubt that they may be the best way to introduce someone to a new audience. Not only that, but one major reason we watch wrestling is for the characters.They keep us excited, interested, and at times annoyed. Which is a lot better than being just plain bored for a few hours. So with that being said, I’m going to add a little bit to that old Japanese proverb: “The nail that sticks out gets hammered. But if no nails were hammered, we would never have a house.”

-Tom Lahdnuh

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The Weak Link Edition

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Notes

Intro

2:04 – Question of the Week

8:08 – Match of the Week

11:47 – Show of the Week

17:42 – WWE Raw

20:42 – TNA Impact Wrestling

22:00 – 0 To 5 Craps: Slammiversary XI Edition

55:30 – News

59:30 – Wrap Up

1:02:01 – There May or May Not Be Something Here

Credits

RyMac – Co-host/Editor

Tom Lahdnuh – Co-host

Intro/Outro by George Ellinas

Links

–          Bret Hart vs. British Bulldog: Intercontinental Championship Match from SummerSlam 1992

–          Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Benoit: World Heavyweight Championship Match from WrestleMania XX

–          James Storm Referee Injury (happens around 8:55 in the video)

–          Austin Aries Thrusts Crotch at Christy Hemme’s Face

–          Dixie Carter Interview

–          TNA’s BIG Signing

–          Kofi Kingston Injury

Three Count Fall – 3 Predictions for New TNA Stars

1) Rockstar Spud

Spud, as most of you will know, was the winner of TNA’s Tough Enough British Boot Camp, and thus earned himself a TNA contract. Immediately after his victory, we saw the beginnings of a feud with every newcomer’s first rival, Robbie E. It even for a second seemed that Spud was going to take E’s place at the side of Rob Terry, forming a UK connection and a viable tag team.

However, following Spud’s victory over Robbie E on Feb. 21 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pIvjC8ECbk), he was never heard or seen from again in the Impact realm. He, of course, was sent to OVW. Here his first match saw him gain the TV Title from Mr. 18-fuckin-59 Cliff fuckin Compton (this only works if you read his name in your best impression of his voice) and hold that belt for, ironically, 59 days.

What this all means to TNA fans is anyone’s guess. Spud, like many of his counterparts that participated in Gut Check, had his momentum cut just as people like us watching at home began to care about him. He was almost literally thrown of the ladder at the first rung.

His re-debut is even a question now: do we see our startchy UK friend anytime soon? My answer is yes. With the current 3-man rotation happening in the X-Division, Spud will get his shot here. It makes the most sense, and I’m excited to see what happens. Personally, I think Spud will knock it out of the ballpark. I think we see a high level of athleticism that warrants him not only a feud with Kenny King, but the X Division belt as well (via pinfall on the third man in the equation). King will net the belt back after a few tries, but Spud will have resonated with us enough to make him at least a bi-weekly TNA fixture.

2) Joey Ryan

Long time PWG staple Joey Ryan was the first man to lose Gut Check and the first man to gain a full-time roster spot from that competition (’cause that makes sense). As someone who’s watched the evolution of his sleazy gimmick I’m glad that all of his hard work paid off in him debuting this character to a nation-wide Impact audience.

However, Joey’s stock has begun to fall in recent weeks. He was relegated to interim Knockouts referee following Taryn Terrell’s inevitable move to the Knockouts roster. He did a fantastic job using comedy in the role (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XbntlQBGXc), but was doomed to be removed from it. He then was the third wheel in the uneasy team of himself, Robbie E, and Jesse Godderz.

I believe that TNA doesn’t know what to do with Joey Ryan because his character, while great, has a shelf life approaching its limits. What we need to see is a new evolution of Joey Ryan into someone more 3 dimensional than a 70s porn-star. This evolution can be a gradual evolution (maybe he falls in love and learns to respect women) or something spurred by a traumatic event (maybe he loses his hair and mustache as part of a match stipulation). Either way, it gives us something to invest in and a character to root for (or against) as we watch him change right before us. Not only is this how other TV shows make us care about their characters, but watching him evolve and grow is the reason I cared about Joey Ryan even before he even stepped into the Impact Zone.

If this evolution does not happen, I’m afraid Joey’s shelf life will expire and his star in Impact will fizzle until it’s gone.

3) Jessie Godderz

Our friend Jessie is perhaps one of the most pleasant surprises in recent wrestling history. As a Big Brother fan, I was one of perhaps five people who knew who Mr. PEC-tacular was the minute he was revealed as Tara’s “Hollywood” boyfriend at last year’s Bound for Glory. Knowing his cocky jock personality from Big Brother, I knew he would fit in as a heel in TNA.

What I didn’t know was how good he would prove to be in the ring. Yes, his selling is kind of campy, but that’s almost part of his charm. He has also shown me the ability to learn to take and give new moves as he continues to gain ring experience. We should see Jessie on TV on a more frequent basis.

I think the next logical place for him is the TV Title story. Provided Joseph Park comes away with the strap at Slammiversary, I can see a feud with Jessie some time in his future. I don’t think we will see a PEC-tacular TV title run, but maybe Jessie uses his Hollywood connections to discover Joseph’s true identity? It’s a fantastic way to make him an integral part of the story and get him some valuable experience with a ring veteran like Park.

– Tom Lahdnuh

What are some of your predictions? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter (https://twitter.com/sideslamtalk)

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